An Argentina fan has bragged of smuggling the notorious Malvinas banner into the World Cup semi-final against England – in his underpants.

'This is the very first sugar to be detected in interstellar space.'

'We didn’t think we could be any more shocked at their appalling treatment, but in this case we are absolutely flabbergasted.'

'If we die, we die together.'

'He had got the cats and was trapped in the car.'

The fire happened at his mother's garage.